That's the Sound of My Heart Breaking
Rumor has it that my beloved Mr. Depp might finally marry his long-time girlfriend (and baby mama to his two kids, Jack and Lily Rose), Vanessa Paradis. Let's all take a moment to truly embrace the beauty of this woman. Now let's take another moment to collectively moan, "WHY, GOD, WHY?"*
*If you prefer not to call Johnny 'God,' I'm comfortable with you substituting his actual name into this lament.
Rumor has it that my beloved Mr. Depp might finally marry his long-time girlfriend (and baby mama to his two kids, Jack and Lily Rose), Vanessa Paradis. Let's all take a moment to truly embrace the beauty of this woman. Now let's take another moment to collectively moan, "WHY, GOD, WHY?"*
*If you prefer not to call Johnny 'God,' I'm comfortable with you substituting his actual name into this lament.
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