Early Morning Lanced!: John Travolta
I'd heard that Jo-Tra was going to be playing the Divine-ly inspired role of Edna Turnblad in the movie / musical / movie again extravaganza Hairspray, and now we have photographic evidence to prove it. Here he is with Nicole Blonsky, who takes over the role Ricki Lake created in the original, Tracy Turnblad.


Wow, Travolta in drag. And really fat. Plaid really does nothing to flatter those thighs, Barbarino.