Is Nothing Sacred?!
First Brad and Jen split. Then... Oh, heck, I don't know. Name any random Hollywood couple who gets married and then splits up. Anyway, the point is, Whitney Houston has reportedly filed for divorce from hubby Bobby Brown.

Frankly, I think this is a mistake. I mean, where else is Whit-Hou going to find a man willing to reach up into her nethers to help her get the poo out? That's love, kids. That's what a marriage is all about.

If Whit and Bob can't make it work, how can we hold out hope for other golden celebrity couples, like Danny Bonaduce and that chick he married after only knowing her for like, four hours, or The Hoff and that blonde lady he's married to? Oh, wait.