This Man Knows What I Want
So there have been reports lately that Katie "Kate" Holmes is going to play Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham in a movie about Posh and her hubby Becks. Apparently it was Tom's idea. An "insider" told Britian's Daily Star newspaper:

"Tom has a brilliant grasp of what the public want to see and thought David's story was wonderful."

Wait, really? Tom has a brilliant grasp of what we want to see? What world does this insider live in? Oh, wait, you say the insider is Tom himself? Now it makes sense. Carry on.