Some Guys (er, Lesbians) Have All the Luck

Rosie O'Donnell is guest starring on Nip/Tuck for a couple of episodes playing a straight woman who wins the lottery, wants to get liposuction, and wants to get it on with Julian McMahon (well, who wouldn't). I'm actually jealous of Rosie. There's something I never thought I would say.

I also find this somewhat unfair. The Lesbedagas already took short haircuts and flannel shirts from us straight girls. Can't they keep their hands off our men, too? Especially one as hot as Julian? Enough is enough!

I kid. But I am still jealous of Rosie. She gets to have pretend sex with Julian McMahon. That is soooo not fair.