Dear Madonna
Consider this a celeblog intervention. Reports have it that you paid $1,400 for your new haircut. One thousand, four hundred dollars. To have someone cut. your. hair. You clearly have a disease, and Aunt Tilly wants to help. You are clearly too deranged to handle your own finances.
Oh, wait. I may be going about this the wrong way. Do you need toilet paper? I've got a roll of Charmin that you can have for a mere $250. And you probably need some bottled water, right? I've got a case of some pretentious water right here with your name on for a mere twelve grand. Toothpaste? Just $875 a tube! C'mon, Madge, pony up the dough. You know everything is better if you pay more for it!
Consider this a celeblog intervention. Reports have it that you paid $1,400 for your new haircut. One thousand, four hundred dollars. To have someone cut. your. hair. You clearly have a disease, and Aunt Tilly wants to help. You are clearly too deranged to handle your own finances.
Oh, wait. I may be going about this the wrong way. Do you need toilet paper? I've got a roll of Charmin that you can have for a mere $250. And you probably need some bottled water, right? I've got a case of some pretentious water right here with your name on for a mere twelve grand. Toothpaste? Just $875 a tube! C'mon, Madge, pony up the dough. You know everything is better if you pay more for it!
posted by bethiesny at 22.9.06
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