Oprah Is Just Like You and Me Other Celebrities
Let's start out with the facts: I don't watch Oprah. I don't even particularly like Oprah. I mean, really, what do people see in this woman? She has her own magazine. Okay. But she puts herself on the cover every month? What's the draw here, ladies?

Anyway, as a way to shill for Chevy and Kodak for the first few eps of the season, she and BFF Gayle went cross country in a Chevy. And we learned that Oprah doesn't like regular people, and she really enjoys being a pampered, selfish celeb. For example: Oprah has not pumped her own gas since... 1983.

Oh, you say you don't have an entourage of people who do everything for you? You poor thing! Oprah would help out, but frankly, she doesn't have time for someone pathetic and average like you.

Click here to read the whole juicy MSNBC article.