The Final Straw Sweater
In the past year, Tom has done many strange things. He brainwashed Katie Holmes, pretended to have a baby with her, jumped on Oprah's couch, snapped at our dear friend Matt Lauer, and was rude to Brooke Shields.

But this? This is proof that the man has finally gone over the edge. He's been photographed wearing this sweater like seven times in the past few days. (I might be exaggerating, but that's half the fun of being me!) I mean, c'mon, you're worth bazillions of dollars and yet you can't wear anything other than a completely unflattering mock turtleneck sweater that highlights your ever-growing man boobs? Tom, what's become of you?!