Lanced!: Some Lady and Ice-T
I know, I'm giving her a lot of credit by calling her a lady. Her name is Coco, but that's where my research stopped. Frankly, I just don't need to clutter my brain with information about a person who dresses like this. It's just... I can't... the words...

I give up.

But let's not neglect to notice the utterly ridiculous 'jewelry' (the belt in particular) that Mr. T is sporting. Wait, no. That's an insult to the real Mr. T. Mea culpa, B.A. Baracas. I meant no disrespect.