I Bet You Katie's Hiding Suri in Her Kangaroo Pouch Dress...
Everyone keeps talking about the mysterious lack of Suri-ness. There was the Vanity Fair photo spread and then... back to her real biological family I'm sure.
Or wait, I think I have solved the mystery!! Katie's fugly dress ATE HER! She's been mistakenly sown up into the folds of this god-awful creation! Maybe Tom is up there, too... conniving and planning his next bad movie and shameful publicity stunt, which probably involves a couch, Matt Lauer, Katie's uncanny ability to only smile with the tip of her tongue on her teeth, and an ultrasound machine. Just a guess.
Come on, now, I am just being glib. GLIB.
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Or wait, I think I have solved the mystery!! Katie's fugly dress ATE HER! She's been mistakenly sown up into the folds of this god-awful creation! Maybe Tom is up there, too... conniving and planning his next bad movie and shameful publicity stunt, which probably involves a couch, Matt Lauer, Katie's uncanny ability to only smile with the tip of her tongue on her teeth, and an ultrasound machine. Just a guess.
Come on, now, I am just being glib. GLIB.
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