National WTF?! Day
What were you doing on October 6th? If you were in Japan, you were probably celebrating Tom Cruise Day. To which we say: WTF? I didn't know Japanese people were so enamored of our Scientological wonder. Do they embrace his religion as well? What do they think of the whole Katie thing?

Oh, wait, I get it: Suri looks Asian... She's Japanese! They are embracing the father of one of their own! It all makes sense now.

In honor of Halloween fast approaching, I offer you this picture of Tom as a vampire. But don't worry, the blood he sucked was thetan-free. Or full of thetans. Whichever is better.