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When I was younger, I loved the Coreys. I loved the movie The Lost Boys (okay, I admit it. I still do. Jason Patric, before Speed? Hot.) And then it was all gone. Feldman went all MJ on our asses, and then there were the drugs. And Haim, well... he just went all fat-ass on our asses. Now, apparently, the Coreys have signed up with A&E to do their own reality show. I think I have died and gone to heaven. So they're old and paunchy. I still can't wait. I think it is time to get TiVo.