Lanced!: Liza's Wedding
Recent reports say that David Gest's $10 million lawsuit against former wife Liza Minnelli was thrown out. David claimed Liza would get drunk and beat him senseless, and now he has wicked bad headaches. Liza's people say the headaches are caused by herpes. The judge is on Liza's side. Y'know, whichever way this went, it just couldn't have ended badly. Now please enjoy this portrait from Dave and Liza's special, special, frightening day.