Lanced!: Pete and Kate
You know how icky it is when hot supermodels date creepy old rock stars? Then there's Kate Moss, who is too skeletal to be hot, but who is nonetheless a supermodel. And she dates this. This!

Look at how lovingly she's looking at her man. Her drug-addicted, swollen-eyed, dopey-looking man. Aww, it's love. Nasty, nasty love.