My Name is KFed
I have shocking Brit-Brit/KFed news, people! No, no, I'm not talking about the "the baby is really a girl" rumors. Nor am I talking about the fact that the kid's birth certificate shows that his name is not Sutton Pierce, but Jayden James. Whatever. No, what's truly shocking is that KFed's middle name is Earl. Earl, people.

Okay, so you're thinking about Jason Lee right now, aren't you? But forget about him. Think back to pre-My Name Is Earl days, when the name Earl conjured up images of a deranged mountain man with three teeth and a banjo.

You can't make this stuff up, people.