Celine Dion, Cry Baby
Celine has announced that she might possibly, just maybe, try for another kid once she's done with her big spectacle in Las Vegas. And that reminds Aunt Tilly of how, years ago, Celine sued a tabloid publication for insinuating that she was pregnant with twins when she was not. And not only did Celine win this lawsuit, she was given many millions of dollars. Because someone said she was pregnant when she wasn't. Did you get that? A multimillionare got her widdle feewings hurt and someone gave her MILLIONS OF DOLLARS so she'd FEEL BETTER.

I need to go lay down.

P.S. Check out the Mom Jeans she's sportin' in this pic. Sweeet.