Lanced!: Kirsten Dunst
Do you know why I'm Lanced! by Kiki? Not because of her snaggletooth, although that is disturbing. No, I'm Lanced! because some people find this woman attractive. Sexy, even. C'mon, people! I mean, we're talking about a girl who can't even be bothered to comb her hair before going to some kind of speaking engagement. Ooh, sexy.