Lanced!: Josh Hartnett
Josh is currently starring in The Black Dahlia, so I thought this would be a good time to say: Why can't you shave between your eyebrows?!

While it's true that I can't stop looking at him because he's extremely hot, I'm completely Lanced by his utter like of eyebrow maintenance. Of course, with a girlfriend who does this to her hair and finds it acceptable, should we really expect a dedication to grooming?

Yes, yes we should.