David Beckham is Hot

David Beckham is a hottie. I don't really care about soccer, or the fact that he married a Spice Girl, or that they have oddly named children. I don't really care that he and Tom Cruise are supposedly best-friends-till-the-end (or at least until Xenu returns, for Tom) all of the sudden. I don't really care that Becks has a new book out. All I care about is that Becks is hot. I share his hotness with you, dear readers. Enjoy.