This Could Have Been Your Halloween, Katie Holmes
Are you even allowed to celebrate Halloween now, or is that against your new religion? And poor Suri, will she ever be allowed to dress up as a princess or a cop or Winnie the Pooh, or will you force her to go as L. Ron Hubbard or a thetan? How exactly would one go about making a thetan costume? Just some styrofoam and spray paint, maybe a pipe cleaner or two?