Ohhh, Girrrrrl.....

I don't whose crack pipe Teri Hatcher smoked before she picked out this dress, but whatever was in it had to be laced with something. This dress is hideous. And the worst part is.... it looks like it's moving!! Right there, up by her chestal area... doesn't it look like the poor animals sacrificed for this dress are about to attack her neck? Is it just me? Maybe I am just so horrified by the dress that I am hoping it will have anthropomorphic abilities and strangle some sense into her. Or maybe it was my crack pipe she smoked and I am having a really bad trip right now.